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You both need to see a doctor... a head doctor

The Reverend
9 February
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--->I am the ALL singing- ALL dancing crap in the world

---> People are full of shit, They dont say what they mean or mean what they say, no one tells it like it is! I can't stand all this bull-shit! Im to pure for this world! people are so full of shit...thats what I'm sayin

--->We’ve all seen a man at the liquor store beggin’ for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes
Get a job you fucking slob, is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
’cause then you really might know what it’s like to sing the blues

--->I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the down side of up
And everything between
I licked the silver spoon
Drank from the golden cup
Smoked the finest green

--->Weapons are instruments of ill omen. -Sun Tsu's Art of War

--->Yes! The danger must be growing (Faster! Faster!)
For the rowers keep in rowing (Faster! Faster!)
And they're certainly not showing (Faster! Faster!)
Any signs that they are slowing (Faster! Faster!)

---> Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."
"Will all the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry." [At Royal Variety Performance 4th November 1963]
"Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground." -John Lennon

---> Queen Elizabeth granted all four Beatles M.B.E. medals in 1965, for import revenues from their record sales; John returned his four years later, as part of an antiwar statement.

--->According to Judeo-Chrisitan cosmology one supreme god willed all creation into existence and made all things groovy, but somewhere along the way an obscure underling named Morningstar defied His Supremeness and thus began the most electric rivalry since the Lakers-Celtics thing of the 80s.

--->"My parents never gave me that you-don't-know-how-good-you-have-it crap because they knew I would just laugh." -Adam Carolla